cat people: dogs are cool too
dog people: cats don’t feel love did you know a cat once MURDERED my MOTHER
sleeping is so dumb like how the fuck do you get more tired after sleeping longer
your body has a certain sleep cycle (like sleep 9 hours to be rested) so if you sleep more than 9 hours the cycle restarts and your body feels like you only got three hours instead of twelve
today this annoying boy purposely said really loudly “i don’t get why girls wear eyeliner that isn’t black” cause like everyone knows that i wear colored eyeliner and sparkly eyeliner and shit a lot and today i had blue eyeliner on so i said really loudly “i don’t get why ugly teenage boys think they can tell girls what to do. probably because they’re jealous they can’t wear makeup to hide their shit personality” and it was awesome
925. A muggleborn sixth year goes to Physics camp over the holidays and comes back determined to find out exactly how magic works. They spend the rest of the year following Flitwick and McGonagall around going “Yes, but how does it work?”
[pours water back and forth between beakers] im a sciencer
so i go to a private school where tuition costs more than most people make in a year and lemme tell you, rich kids are so unaware that they’re rich it’s hilarious and frightening at the same time
I go to a private school too and a while back I was complaining about how I was never home alone and a guy legitimately said “just buy a hotel room”
Rich kids are scary
They really are.
And in that moment you could hear a thousand Destiel shippers hearts stop
And then you can just point to what moment our hearts shattered
"He’s in love…"
Even misha’s done with their bullshit….
This guy’s vines give me life
Thomas Sanders is a gift to this world
I have a theory on Thomas Sanders that he can control minds and rather than using this gift for evil, he uses it to make funny vines. Like, a classroom full of kids? mind control. The teacher of the class? mind control. Cop pulls him over? you better believe that dude is gonna sing Don’t Stop Believing with him, mind control.
me as hell
never going to be over the fact that Arthur and Molly Weasley had seven children of their own, and hardly enough money or space to make due, yet they never thought twice about having an extra space at the table or making one more sweater at Christmas for the people who came into their family by circumstance.
#people Harry should have seriously fucking considered naming his kids after