overlypolitebisexual:

cat people: dogs are cool too
dog people: cats don’t feel love did you know a cat once MURDERED my MOTHER

johnskelennon:

officialwhitegirls:

sleeping is so dumb like how the fuck do you get more tired after sleeping longer 

your body has a certain sleep cycle (like sleep 9 hours to be rested) so if you sleep more than 9 hours the cycle restarts and your body feels like you only got three hours instead of twelve

comehomeluhan:

today this annoying boy purposely said really loudly “i don’t get why girls wear eyeliner that isn’t black” cause like everyone knows that i wear colored eyeliner and sparkly eyeliner and shit a lot and today i had blue eyeliner on so i said really loudly “i don’t get why ugly teenage boys think they can tell girls what to do. probably because they’re jealous they can’t wear makeup to hide their shit personality” and it was awesome

unionofcrowns:

cutiebum:

Write in my ask how you’d describe me to somebody who’s never met me

This could go incredibly bad

mugglebornheadcanon:

925. A muggleborn sixth year goes to Physics camp over the holidays and comes back determined to find out exactly how magic works. They spend the rest of the year following Flitwick and McGonagall around going “Yes, but how does it work?” 

motherfuckingshakespeare:

akafoxxcub:

the best is when you’re reminded that “nothing” is elizabethan slang for female genitals, so shakespeare literally titled his play

much ado about pussy

Ah, Shakespeare. Such fine and serious art. So serious.

dajo42:

[pours water back and forth between beakers] im a sciencer

kaciart:

another-side-o-me:

Meet Clyde…

I don’t know what I was expecting

andwhentheworldisspinning:

techsquadassemble:

dangergays:

so i go to a private school where tuition costs more than most people make in a year and lemme tell you, rich kids are so unaware that they’re rich it’s hilarious and frightening at the same time

I go to a private school too and a while back I was complaining about how I was never home alone and a guy legitimately said “just buy a hotel room”
Rich kids are scary

They really are.

baconeatsyou:

consultinggallifreyanfallenangel:

grumpy-fallen-angel:

joanne-the-fallen-angel-of-pizza:

read-a-book-write-a-book:

And in that moment you could hear a thousand Destiel shippers hearts stop

Yes. 
And then you can just point to what moment our hearts shattered

"He’s in love…"
Destiel shippers:

"…with humanity."
Destiel shippers:




Even misha’s done with their bullshit….

baconeatsyou:

consultinggallifreyanfallenangel:

grumpy-fallen-angel:

joanne-the-fallen-angel-of-pizza:

read-a-book-write-a-book:

And in that moment you could hear a thousand Destiel shippers hearts stop

Yes. 

And then you can just point to what moment our hearts shattered

"He’s in love…"

Destiel shippers:

http://24.media.tumblr.com/b76ea5e3aae571b34e078b8c5a54793b/tumblr_mkjzpkxwiM1rynk4uo1_250.gif

"…with humanity."

Destiel shippers:

image

Even misha’s done with their bullshit….

stereofeathers:

touniteallfandomswithinournation:

thrintagecats:

maudelynn:

INCOMING SHUFFLESNUFFLER DETECTED
AUTOMATED DEFENSE SYSTEMS ONLINE
snufflesnufflesnuffle

putting this here for when i get sads. 

BRACE YOURSELVES THE SNUFFLER IS COMING

he just locks on to the target though

stereofeathers:

touniteallfandomswithinournation:

thrintagecats:

maudelynn:

INCOMING SHUFFLESNUFFLER DETECTED

AUTOMATED DEFENSE SYSTEMS ONLINE

snufflesnufflesnuffle

putting this here for when i get sads. 

BRACE YOURSELVES THE SNUFFLER IS COMING

he just locks on to the target though

hobgoblinhero:

hanari-502:

wastelandbanditorion:

This guy’s vines give me life

Thomas Sanders is a gift to this world

I have a theory on Thomas Sanders that he can control minds and rather than using this gift for evil, he uses it to make funny vines. Like, a classroom full of kids? mind control. The teacher of the class? mind control. Cop pulls him over? you better believe that dude is gonna sing Don’t Stop Believing with him, mind control. 

boicult:

me as hell

batmanisagatewaydrug:

givemeunicorns:

never going to be over the fact that Arthur and Molly Weasley had seven children of their own, and hardly enough money or space to make due, yet they never thought twice about having an extra space at the table or making one more sweater at Christmas for the people who came into their family by circumstance.

#people Harry should have seriously fucking considered naming his kids after